Daisies and Butts

the-unpopular-opinions:

One of these women is despised and hated for being awkward.
The other is applauded and worshipped for the exact same reason.
I know other factors come into play.
But something isn’t right there.

the-unpopular-opinions:

One of these women is despised and hated for being awkward.

The other is applauded and worshipped for the exact same reason.

I know other factors come into play.

But something isn’t right there.

(via scarcrossed)

shayvaalski:

pervocracy:

dauntlessdaughterofmary:

fiftyshadesthemovie:

The Trailer Arrives This Thursday.  #FiftyShades

omg this is like those effing tumblr doms gifs this is too much i’m dying

@pervocracy

This is, in about five seconds, such a perfect illustration of the FSoG phenomenon.

Because out of context, that image of his hand sliding up her skirt under the table seems hot.  Seems like they’re doing some sexy secret play together.

In context, this happens while they’re having dinner with his parents. She pushes his hand away, and he glares furiously at her.  After dinner, he drags her out to the backyard to yell at her for daring to say no to him.  He threatens to hit her, then demands she have intentionally unpleasant sex with him.

Suddenly the “ooh, hand up the skirt” gif isn’t as much fun anymore.

DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE

DO NOT READ THIS BOOK

DO NOT ENCOURAGE UNSAFE BDSM AND ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS

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deputyfuckingparrish:

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

(Source: bcnhills, via maradeur)

rowboatfco:

Drum Major Jacob Carpenter 

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dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(via sweartoyeezus)

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*

me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

303psytech140:

stick-em-with-the-pointy-end:

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do


what a time to be alive

brilliant

303psytech140:

stick-em-with-the-pointy-end:

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

what a time to be alive

brilliant

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